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  1. From the Australian Broadcasting Corporation today:

    A pig the size of a shetland pony is holding a woman hostage on a property in northern New South Wales.

    Sixty-three-year old Caroline Hayes says she cannot go out of her Uki house to use the outdoor toilet because the pig is aggressive towards her.

    Ms Hayes says the pig has managed to get into her bedroom.

    "It's a beautiful male pig but he's just so big and so pushy," she said.

    "He's actually getting very cranky at the moment. He pushes my door and I push a little bit and he gets in and I've got to push him out of my room."

    She says says even rangers from Murwillumbah Council have failed to capture the animal.

    "The rangers came out to my house yesterday with a dog cage and this pig is that big, it's like trying to put an elephant in a dog cage," she said.

    "They tried for a little while and they couldn't do it. They got him halfway in and he just backed off and went back to my dam, where he was having a lovely time in the water."

    Rangers are still trying to capture the pig today.

    I'm getting some bad images, is it just me?
  2. Is that like Spider Pig? chubb
  3. I thought it was you and Trans slug had to read it twice to make sure :D
  4. Any chance we could persuade the ausies to post this lovely four legged friend to Afganpigstan??????.

    no more IED nonsense, risking pork all over the village!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. Bacon butties for everyone!
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    giggidy giggidy

    giggidy giggidy giggidy

    giggidy giggidy giggidy ggggggggggggggggggiiggigigigigigiggigigigigiggigggity!
  7. Sounds like a bacon buddy to me... :D
  8. they have curly knobs don't they
  9. Who? Australian women?
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Polak sheep would do Oz pig any time *Linky*
  11. Thought it was more about Jade Goody
  12. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Jade died recently of cancer of the twat you heartless cunt.

    Our thoughts are with the family at this terrible time.