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  1. Back in the late 70's at a smoker, one of the PSIs delivered a mock biblical monologue of about 10 minutes.

    All I can remember now are two extracts;

    'S'it said the king, and a thousand ar'es bent to take the strain, for in those days the king's word was law'


    'Balls' Said Daniel "Whose balls?" Said the queen 'Mine' Said Daniel and the drinks were on her.

    I have had a look on the net but no joy.
  2. Far as I can recall, a monologue is a piece of wood you keep to yourself
  3. is that the one which starts something like, 'God said to Moses, "Come forth!" but he came fifth and won a p!ss pot... now p!ss pots in those days were valuable.. etc, etc....?
  4. That sounds about right :D any ideas where I could find the rest? Thanks.
  5. The Night of the Kings Castration.

    Many versions abound - some of them here.
  6. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    This is a well-known Geordie monologue about Moses, which features Joshua (he was the one with the wellies on and didn't get his feet wet when they walked through the parted Red Sea).

    Maybe worth googling but I cannot be arrsed.
  7. Thank you Hairy Fairy!
  8. "Feck" cried the Queen, and the King was killed in the rush.Can't remember any more.