Monkey

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Nov 20, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mum about that hair. Her mum calmly said that part where hair has grown is called "Monkey" be proud that your monkey has grown hair, the girl smiled. At supper she told her elder sister " my monkey has grown hair" Her sister smiled and said "that's nothing, mine is already eating bananas!". Mum fainted.
     
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  2. Thanks for turning up.
     
  3. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    Take your medication now... there's a good lad.
     
  4. The first new poster on Arrse for 2013 - and what a belter!
     
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