Monkey Tennis?

#1
I dont trust Monkeys, or any Apes or Chimps or whatever the collective term is for that creature.

It started with the PG tips Chimp:



As a child i was terrified by the Chimp in human dress, I didnt find it funny, look at it, it knows too much.

Then I saw smoking Chimps, i bet its a marlboro:

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And that little fucker in a waste coat in Indiana Jones who helped poison someone:

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I dont like their little fingers and I dont trust them.

More recently was this Einstein chimp:

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And today a chimp thing in a sheepskin jacket going shopping in IKEA:

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They have been to space:

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They have married Pop Stars:

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They are just not right:

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#2
They can't be all bad - you're forgetting the one that nearly helped the potential Darwin award winner by ripping her face off.
 
#11
#14
Monkeys? Mwahh hah ha haaa haaaaa HA!

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#15
Their hands make great ashtrays and back scratchers.

Once removed and dried they can be very useful.

Nearly as good as elephant's feet for brolly holders.
 
#18
One of the happiest weeks of my life was spent on a then-girlfriend's Dad's plantation. The monkeys used to do massive damage and the locals were unwilling to control them due to some local Indian monkey-God rubbish. I must have shot nearly a hundred of the filthy things with a .222. At least one I bullseye'd right up the hoop; the look of surprise on its face when I found it was a thing to behold.
 
#20
One of the happiest weeks of my life was spent on a then-girlfriend's Dad's plantation. The monkeys used to do massive damage and the locals were unwilling to control them due to some local Indian monkey-God rubbish. I must have shot nearly a hundred of the filthy things with a .222. At least one I bullseye'd right up the hoop; the look of surprise on its face when I found it was a thing to behold.
I salute you sir, PM details ready for upcoming war, I need your knowledge.

I only ever shot a sheep up the arse with an airgun, however it was fascinating to see the BB stuck to its poo chute through the telescopic site..if only the Welsh kept Monkeys...
 

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