monkey one and monkey two... and a blonde.

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by Dirt_Diver, Apr 30, 2005.

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  1. Dirt_Diver

    Dirt_Diver LE Moderator

    2 monkies and a blonde are launched into space (in a space shuttle). when the shuttle reaches Geosynchronous orbit, mission control makes contact.
    "monkey one, do your tasks." says the controller. monkey one floats to a console and pushes lots of buttons: opening the cargo bay doors and preparing a satellite for launch at a perfect angle.
    monkey one sits down again.
    "monkey two! do your task." says mission control.
    monkey two races to another console and pushes more buttons. the satellite lauches at a perfect trajectory and enters a perfect orbit of the earth. monkey two goes and sits down...

    about 15 minutes later there's another transmission from mission control:
    "blonde, do your tasks." says the controller.

    "yeah yeah, i know!" said the blonde, "feed the monkies and don't touch any buttons!"

    is that my coat? ta :?
  2. Oh dear !!!
  3. Why are blondes like bottles of wifebeater?

    They're both empty from the neck up :wink:

  4. Hysterical. :roll:
  5. Ok, ok........

    How do blonde brain cells die?

    Alone :p
  6. what do you call a blonde at university?

    A visitor.
  7. Dirt_Diver

    Dirt_Diver LE Moderator

    a blonde wlalks into the living room with a fly swatter. "what are you doing?" asked her husband.
    "killing flies." she replies.
    "oh... killed any then?" he asks.
    "yeah, 3 males and 2 females." she says smugly.
    "how could you tell them apart?"
    "oh, easy. 3 were on a beer can, the other 2 were on the phone!"

    taxi! :?
  8. How do you know if a blonde's been using the computer?
    There's Tippex on the screen.

    How do you know if another blonde has been using the same computer?
    There's writing on the Tippex.
  9. What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

    A: Her ankles.