monkey one and monkey two... and a blonde.

2 monkies and a blonde are launched into space (in a space shuttle). when the shuttle reaches Geosynchronous orbit, mission control makes contact.
"monkey one, do your tasks." says the controller. monkey one floats to a console and pushes lots of buttons: opening the cargo bay doors and preparing a satellite for launch at a perfect angle.
monkey one sits down again.
"monkey two! do your task." says mission control.
monkey two races to another console and pushes more buttons. the satellite lauches at a perfect trajectory and enters a perfect orbit of the earth. monkey two goes and sits down...

about 15 minutes later there's another transmission from mission control:
"blonde, do your tasks." says the controller.

"yeah yeah, i know!" said the blonde, "feed the monkies and don't touch any buttons!"

is that my coat? ta :?
Why are blondes like bottles of wifebeater?

They're both empty from the neck up :wink:
Little Jack H said:
Why are blondes like bottles of wifebeater?

They're both empty from the neck up :wink:

Hysterical. :roll:
Ok, ok........

How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone :p
what do you call a blonde at university?

A visitor.


a blonde wlalks into the living room with a fly swatter. "what are you doing?" asked her husband.
"killing flies." she replies.
"oh... killed any then?" he asks.
"yeah, 3 males and 2 females." she says smugly.
"how could you tell them apart?"
"oh, easy. 3 were on a beer can, the other 2 were on the phone!"

taxi! :?
How do you know if a blonde's been using the computer?
There's Tippex on the screen.

How do you know if another blonde has been using the same computer?
There's writing on the Tippex.
What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.
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