Monkey Mums.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by old_fat_and_hairy, Jun 3, 2009.

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  1. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I tuned in to this prog last night ( Channel 5) thinking it would be an in depth examination of the MILFs of Hartlepool, or about families days at Chichester, but sadly it turned out to be a documentary of women in US of A who adopt monkeys. Not as pets, but as 'sons or daughters'. They are treated as children.
    I only mention this in case anyone wants to catch it on repeat. So nice to see such warm-hearted, intelligent and attractive people doing such worthwhile things.
     
  2. Quote "warm-hearted, intelligent and attractive people"
    But they are Septics,right?
     
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Indeed, and most appear to live in the Adirondacks, or some other hillbilly area. One couple, from their appearance, actually did look as if they were the natural parents of these primates.
     
  4. I love the smell of sarcasm in the morning.
     
  5. Smells like...the NAFFI. :twisted:
     
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    And probably smells better than the house of the woman who had 7 monkey 'children'! :p
     
  7. Is this one?

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  8. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Sadly not as attractive as that one.
     
  9. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    More like this.
     

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  10. Surely that's the monkey?
     
  11. But are the monkeys better behaved, cheaper, quieter, unable to require a Nintendo DS, less lightly to develop a drug habit, get knocked up aged 13, defraud the benefit system, rob their grandparents and burn down your house?

    If so I could be in the market if a Mr Milsum ever gets broody.
     
  12. Might improve the pillow talk I suppose.
     
  13. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I've often been compared to a primate and not the Archbishop. I'm old, fat, hairy and wrinkled. And I can grunt.
     
  14. Wonder if they commit incest?
     
  15. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Probably not the monkeys. The others most certainly.