The head Abbot of the monastery wanted to check how strong his monks are in resisting temptetion. He called three of them to his room, and ordered them to tie a small bell on the end of their cocks. After that, he went to the first guy and showed him a picture of a gorgeous naked girl. "Ding Ding", went the bell and the Abbot was furious: "You call yourself a monk ... you are as weak as a baby!". He went then to the second guy and showed him a cover of a dirty porn DVD. "Ding Ding", went the bell. "You are a disgrace! get out of my sight!". Almost in complete dispair, he went to the third monk and showed him a cover of a porn-magazine. There was silence. "My son, you are the only man here worthy of being called a monk", the head of the monastery said, while putting his arm round his shoulder. "Ding Ding", went the bell.