I was walking to the bus station this evening, from the railway station, after working late. The direct route is past the war memorial, a fine piece of civic architecture, located next to the library and museum. The town is Kirkcaldy, birthplace of the Dear Leader Dr Brown, and the home of probably the largest collection of feckless mongs and subsidy junkies east of Glasgow. Some of their forbears set a somewhat different example, and their sacrifice is commemorated by the war memorial. The photo below is the smaller WW2 one, the large WW1 is behind the photographer. I occasionally pick up cider bottles despoiling the memorial and throw them to one side but tonight I saw two of the mongs using the plinth on the right of the photo as an impromptu bar to support their carry out. They were leaning against it, swigging away. A fleeting thought crossed my mind about how satisfying it would be to kick the carryout off the plinth and lay into them, but the prospect of being stabbed or arrested for carrying out one's civic duty led me to the nearby police station, a minute's walk away. I asked the desk sergeant if he could send someone to lift them or move them on, and was amused when a drunkard in the waiting room accused me of being a "grass" and was verbally slapped down by the desk sergeant - the feckless sh!t will probably die of a drink or drug related illness in the very near future which is some consolation. I took a walk back up a little while later and the mongs had gone, so they had either been moved on or had moved themselves along. The question is, of course: how to get the outrage bus fuelled up and ready to go to encourage the civic authorities and police to take a more pro-active interest in this wanton neglect? Rounding up every chav in town for summary execution would probably be frowned upon, so measures short of this are likely to be more realistic.