Today I think I found the key to the door Ive been tying to open for nearly eighteen months... Ive tried seduction, jokes, crudeness, bribes, begging, demanding, threats of violence, all sorts in an effort to get Cait bent over touching her toes in front of me..... Today, purely by accident she nealry flooded the Car at Burger King when I jokingly paid for our drinks with a beadle / claw / mong hand. Her nipples shot through the front of her jumper like a pair of liquorice torpedos and she let out a murmer and sigh that had my testes twitching. When it dawned on me that the mocked hand was arousing her, I did it with both hands and threw an inverted footed limp (as used by the Korean Mong team at the Helsinki freestyle championships).... I thought I'd cracked it, no way was I not getting laid.... How fcukign wrong could I be??????????? she simply sat there in frenzied bliss, lapping away at the back of my crooked hands in her own world of seemed ecstacy... I thought she was reaching orgasm at one point, she was just adjusting her arse cheeks to squeeze out a lady trump and a giggle. All I got out of it was sucking the gush marks out of the car seat when she went back to work..... Everytime I get the whiff of Tuna brine I'm destined for a boner Saying that...tomorrow I intend paying a visit in a motorised chair, neck brace and head dobber... in the hope she might hop on and ride me in a fit of lust Any other Arsers thought they were going to get there end away only to end up losing out to something handicapped?