Monging it

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Talibanfingahunter, Aug 31, 2011.

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  1. Is an A level a degree?? Having a reet brain fart.

    Standing by for usual abusive ramarks.
     
  2. No. It's an A-Level.

    Degree is the next one up.

    Dunce hat as a qualification is well below both. Put yours on and sit in the corner. ;)
     
  3. Cheers for that, I feel a complete fool now.

    Must remember to read what is said not what I want it to say.
     
  4. The modern A level is the equivalent to the 80's Eleven Plus ;) and it appears that some modern degrees would have been found in a Cornflakes box back then as well.
     
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  5. Yes, but only a Bachelor's Degree. You'll have to sit a B level for a Masters.
     
  6. Can I pretend all of this was a Wah??
     
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  7. NO.

    10Fing Letters
     
  8. Qualifications by level across the NQF and QCF
    Level
    Examples of NQF qualifications
    Examples of QCF qualifications
    Entry
    - Entry level certificates
    - English for Speakers of Other Languages (ESOL)
    - Skills for Life
    - Functional Skills at entry level (English, maths and ICT)

    - Awards, Certificates, and Diplomas at entry level
    - Foundation Learning at entry level
    - Functional Skills at entry level
    1
    - GCSEs grades D-G
    - BTEC Introductory Diplomas and Certificates
    - OCR Nationals
    - Key Skills at level 1
    - Skills for Life
    - Functional Skills at Level 1

    - BTEC Awards, Certificates, and Diplomas at level 1
    - Functional Skills at level 1
    - Foundation Learning Tier pathways
    - NVQs at level 1

    2
    - GCSEs grades A*-C
    - Key Skills level 2
    - Skills for Life
    - Functional Skills at Level 1

    - BTEC Awards, Certificates, and Diplomas at level 2
    - Functional Skills at level 2
    - OCR Nationals
    - NVQs at level 2

    3
    - A levels
    - GCE in applied subjects
    - International Baccalaureate
    - Key Skills level 3

    - BTEC Awards, Certificates, and Diplomas at level 3
    - BTEC Nationals
    - OCR Nationals
    - NVQs at level 3

    4
    - Certificates of Higher Education

    - BTEC Professional Diplomas Certificates and Awards
    - HNCs
    - NVQs at level 4

    5
    - HNCs and HNDs
    - Other higher diplomas

    - HNDs
    - BTEC Professional Diplomas, Certificates and Awards
    - NVQs at level 5

    6
    - National Diploma in Professional Production Skills
    - BTEC Advanced Professional Diplomas, Certificates and Awards

    - BTEC Advanced Professional Diplomas, Certificates and Awards

    7
    - Diploma in Translation
    - BTEC Advanced Professional Diplomas, Certificates and Awards

    - BTEC Advanced Professional Diplomas, Certificates and Awards

    8
    - specialist awards
    - Award, Certificate and Diploma in strategic direction
     
  9. No Bachelor are in the soup packets not Cornflakes
     
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  10. Thank you.
     
  11. What does 10Fing Letters mean?
     
  12. WAH!
     
  13. Curses.
     
  14. No. I have a DPhil in Classics, so I could call you a wah-mongering turd in several dead languages, including Coptic. But I can't be arssed, because I've drunk a bottle sherry after Lavinia from New College showed me her most recent essay, written across her ample tits.

    Each breast was as large as what one might find in a Spartan's underkecks, but without the curly hairs.

    Have you been to the British Museum?
     
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  15. Pics of Lavinia might be handy, would prefer it however if you didn`t bother posting pics of the contents of Ancient Greek underpants.
     
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