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#2
No. It's an A-Level.

Degree is the next one up.

Dunce hat as a qualification is well below both. Put yours on and sit in the corner. ;)
 
#4
The modern A level is the equivalent to the 80's Eleven Plus ;) and it appears that some modern degrees would have been found in a Cornflakes box back then as well.
 
#7
NO.

10Fing Letters
 
#8
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1
- GCSEs grades D-G
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- A levels
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- BTEC Awards, Certificates, and Diplomas at level 3
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4
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5
- HNCs and HNDs
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7
- Diploma in Translation
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8
- specialist awards
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Qualifications by level across the NQF and QCF
Level
Examples of NQF qualifications
Examples of QCF qualifications
Entry
- Entry level certificates
- English for Speakers of Other Languages (ESOL)
- Skills for Life
- Functional Skills at entry level (English, maths and ICT)

- Awards, Certificates, and Diplomas at entry level
- Foundation Learning at entry level
- Functional Skills at entry level
1
- GCSEs grades D-G
- BTEC Introductory Diplomas and Certificates
- OCR Nationals
- Key Skills at level 1
- Skills for Life
- Functional Skills at Level 1

- BTEC Awards, Certificates, and Diplomas at level 1
- Functional Skills at level 1
- Foundation Learning Tier pathways
- NVQs at level 1

2
- GCSEs grades A*-C
- Key Skills level 2
- Skills for Life
- Functional Skills at Level 1

- BTEC Awards, Certificates, and Diplomas at level 2
- Functional Skills at level 2
- OCR Nationals
- NVQs at level 2

3
- A levels
- GCE in applied subjects
- International Baccalaureate
- Key Skills level 3

- BTEC Awards, Certificates, and Diplomas at level 3
- BTEC Nationals
- OCR Nationals
- NVQs at level 3

4
- Certificates of Higher Education

- BTEC Professional Diplomas Certificates and Awards
- HNCs
- NVQs at level 4

5
- HNCs and HNDs
- Other higher diplomas

- HNDs
- BTEC Professional Diplomas, Certificates and Awards
- NVQs at level 5

6
- National Diploma in Professional Production Skills
- BTEC Advanced Professional Diplomas, Certificates and Awards

- BTEC Advanced Professional Diplomas, Certificates and Awards

7
- Diploma in Translation
- BTEC Advanced Professional Diplomas, Certificates and Awards

- BTEC Advanced Professional Diplomas, Certificates and Awards

8
- specialist awards
- Award, Certificate and Diploma in strategic direction
Thank you.
 
#14
Is an A level a degree?? Having a reet brain fart.

Standing by for usual abusive ramarks.
No. I have a DPhil in Classics, so I could call you a wah-mongering turd in several dead languages, including Coptic. But I can't be arssed, because I've drunk a bottle sherry after Lavinia from New College showed me her most recent essay, written across her ample tits.

Each breast was as large as what one might find in a Spartan's underkecks, but without the curly hairs.

Have you been to the British Museum?
 
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No. I have a DPhil in Classics, so I could call you a wah-mongering turd in several dead languages, including Coptic. But I can't be arssed, because I've drunk a bottle sherry after Lavinia from New College showed me her most recent essay, written across her ample tits.

Each breast was as large as what one might find in a Spartan's underkecks, but without the curly hairs.

Have you been to the British Museum?
Pics of Lavinia might be handy, would prefer it however if you didn`t bother posting pics of the contents of Ancient Greek underpants.
 
#17
Pics of Lavinia might be handy, would prefer it however if you didn`t bother posting pics of the contents of Ancient Greek underpants.
Ancient Greek underpants you want, is it - er. Sorry, the Gods of Jerez are kicking in. Found these at the site of the battle of Marathon and there's one still visible in the gusset. I smeared it all over Tony Robinson's head (that Baldrick chap) because he's a ****.
 

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Ancient Greek underpants you want, is it - er. Sorry, the Gods of Jerez are kicking in. Found these at the site of the battle of Marathon and there's one still visible in the gusset. I smeared it all over Tony Robinson's head (that Baldrick chap) because he's a ****.
Bloody hell Burpa, your over enthusiastic smearing has caused the sainted Mr. Robinson`s brain to leak onto the pavement. How could you do such a thing, he may have needed it one day.
 
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Bloody hell Burpa, your over enthusiastic smearing has caused the sainted Mr. Robinson`s brain to leak onto the pavement. How could you do such a thing, he may have needed it one day.
He was quite convincing as Baldrick, but he has turned into a ****.
 

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