Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by phil245, Feb 21, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Someone just spray painted 'mong' all over my down syndrome neighbours living room windows. I wish they hadn't. It's taking him ages to lick it off
  2. Ye gods that's good.
    It hits the mark on SO many levels.
    I really must congratulate you.
    Stay up all night and try think of another one, eh?
  3. It would, however, explain Westpoint's absence.

  4. Fixed it for you.
  5. A mong went to the ice cream van and asked for a cornet, "Strawberry, chocolate or vanilla?" the guy asked, "Doesnt matter which flavour, I'm gonna drop it anyway"!!!