Mong texts

#4
Just sent this:

"Oh babe, I'm sorry! Tomorrow cancelled. There's been a fire. Catch up tomorrow- tell Claire. x"

Everyone has a friend called claire yes?
 
#6
I got one the other day from a random person. No name, and couldn't recognise the number.

"I met a girl on Facebook
And followed her on Twitter
I went to her house the next day
And did her up the shitter"
 
#8
Stalking by phone demonstrates none of the finesse and skill of the true practitioner, there's no thrill after the successful stalk and none of the sensation of power, it's for amateurs and teenagers.
 
#9
CQMS said:
Stalking by phone demonstrates none of the finesse and skill of the true practitioner, there's no thrill after the successful stalk and none of the sensation of power, it's for amateurs and teenagers.
I defer to your greater wisdom :D
 
#11
I got a text from some munter along the lines of "hi hndsm. cn u get a chinky on ur wy home".
I texted her back and said "Get off your fat arse and get it yourself you fat pig".
I hope her boyfriend really got it in the neck for that one.

:D :D :D :D :D
 
#12
I once knew someone who got hold of their ex-girlfriends, new boyfriends mobile number.
Then using a "Pay as you Go" Sim card registered in a name taken randomly off the voters registration, they sent him text messages pretending to be another girlfriend. They also texted the ex-girlfriend with another Sim card pretending to be one of the boyfriends mates "grassing" him up for cheating on her. Eventually his real girlfriend dumped him as she thought he was having an affair. :D

Not that they were bitter about the original break up at all.

P.S. You may all say I was the person doing it. But I couldn't possibly comment. :wink:
 
#13
spaz said:
I've just received this text from some random:

+447950493355: Hi babe hope ur well. I have a fashion event 2mo at 5-9 can u make it?
Do your worst.
Just sent from Oz: "Just heard I got the Armani contract, I am off to Milan on Mon, wish me luck. B." :D
 
#14
I still have this exchange on my phone from august.


+447963638509: Hi Leon. Just wondered if there are any suitable opportunities around yet? Regards ruth start
Me:hi Ruth, how big is your clack?
+447963638509: Not sure i get the question?
 
#15
you get a LOT of random texts from people you don't know! Have you been writing your number on bog walls at truck stops?
 
#16
bigbird67 said:
you get a LOT of random texts from people you don't know! Have you been writing your number on bog walls at truck stops?
I know, they started when I changed to Vodafone, I get random phone calls asking for people I've never heard of too. I don't know if they gave me a recycled number or if it is a result of me scrawling it on the toilet walls. :D
 
#17
Mine are DEFINATELY from scrawling on toilet walls!! :D

My 'special friend' emailed me a few years back to tell me he'd left his phone at the M4 services, so not to worry if he failed to reply to his texts! The next day i got a text from his phone, saying it had been found at the services and as i was the last message they contacted me, and could I forward the owners address and they'd return it! As my 'friend' was serving, I said no and gave them my work address to send it to (at the time I was at a large teaching hospital)

From then on it all deteriorated with the 'finder' texting and asking "are all nurses that adventurous" etc....making it clear he had looked through the stored files :oops: yeah yeah...i know! Lesson learned!

This carried on for about 4 days, ending with me getting REALLY cross and being rather rude to said 'finder', and blocking his number. All of this being relayed to my 'friend'....


Yeah, you guessed it.......it was my friend on a wind up all along! i'm still biding my time waiting to get revenge!! :x CUNT
 
#18
I keep getting one from British Gas telling me: "Your annual boiler inspection is overdue".

I've texted back: "cnt. cal mi missis a boiler 1 mre tim an i wil chiv ya"

They've now stopped the abusive texts.
 
#19
bigbird67 said:
Mine are DEFINATELY from scrawling on toilet walls!! :D

My 'special friend' emailed me a few years back to tell me he'd left his phone at the M4 services, so not to worry if he failed to reply to his texts! The next day i got a text from his phone, saying it had been found at the services and as i was the last message they contacted me, and could I forward the owners address and they'd return it! As my 'friend' was serving, I said no and gave them my work address to send it to (at the time I was at a large teaching hospital)

From then on it all deteriorated with the 'finder' texting and asking "are all nurses that adventurous" etc....making it clear he had looked through the stored files :oops: yeah yeah...i know! Lesson learned!

This carried on for about 4 days, ending with me getting REALLY cross and being rather rude to said 'finder', and blocking his number. All of this being relayed to my 'friend'....


Yeah, you guessed it.......it was my friend on a wind up all along! i'm still biding my time waiting to get revenge!! :x CUNT
oh i am so using that on the wife :twisted:
 
#20
nebapneb said:
bigbird67 said:
Mine are DEFINATELY from scrawling on toilet walls!! :D

My 'special friend' emailed me a few years back to tell me he'd left his phone at the M4 services, so not to worry if he failed to reply to his texts! The next day i got a text from his phone, saying it had been found at the services and as i was the last message they contacted me, and could I forward the owners address and they'd return it! As my 'friend' was serving, I said no and gave them my work address to send it to (at the time I was at a large teaching hospital)

From then on it all deteriorated with the 'finder' texting and asking "are all nurses that adventurous" etc....making it clear he had looked through the stored files :oops: yeah yeah...i know! Lesson learned!

This carried on for about 4 days, ending with me getting REALLY cross and being rather rude to said 'finder', and blocking his number. All of this being relayed to my 'friend'....


Yeah, you guessed it.......it was my friend on a wind up all along! i'm still biding my time waiting to get revenge!! :x CUNT
oh i am so using that on the wife :twisted:
Put the divorce solicitor on stand by when she answers the mystery texter in the positive!
 

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