I have switched operations from the cyber-cafe on Rose St to the Murrayfield Bar - because a)it is a bar and b)it has free wi-fi! I know, an arrsers dream really... The thing is I had just settled down to some internet humour, as only the Arrse provides, when a low "mlaaring" sound came to my attention. I looked up to discover six mlaaring mongs and their carers - Guardianistas to a woman I doubt not - had occupied the table next to me. Now they are ordering food and I fear I may have to shut down here too, because I am very close to the most mlaary mong and I only have a very few screen wipes. If I don't make it back unsoiled, for God's sake buy me a flannel, Ginger!