Mong horse ridding

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by drilller, Nov 4, 2005.

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  1. 1. Funny but very sick

  2. 2. Very funny

  1. I must say, since I have been a member of arrse, I have become even more of a sick and twisted person.

    Personl Icesolation is now a word I can use with myself in mind. Civies just don't see the funny side of anything.

    Any way.

    On wednesday of this week I accompanied a class of mini mongs on a horse riddng trip. Whilst walking behinde the rear horse, I suddenly found and over welming want to get a air-weapon or pain-gun and shoot the horse in the arrse, I managed to reframe from doing so, however.

    It would have been so funny to see this horse galloping away with said mong on it's back having a MALLLLLLLLLing fit would it not?

    If I am having any unusual thoughts please give me a number I can call.

  2. Was there any reason to start 3 threads about this?
  3. Done to death. Driller, why don't you get back into your shiny ambulance and stay there.
  4. Learn to spell whilst you are about it.

    Shooting horses indeed , grow up
  5. Well i laughed
  6. I agree the mong threads have been done to death but they have provided some of the best laughts ive had in a long long time - in fact since i handed my uniform back - civvys just dont have the warped and twisted humoure endemic in the forces.