Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. couple decide they have to tigten their belts, as they are a bit strapped for cash.
    Wife says ' you spend £16 a week on beer, this has to stop!'

    A week later the husband says 'i've noticed you're spending £28 a week on make up!'
    Wife - 'yes, but thats to make me look, beautiful, sexy and attractive'

    Husband - 'Thats what the fcuking beer was for!'