Money or sweets

#1
I don't know what's happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or money.
 
#2
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#3
Kids today are so lucky, when I was a kid, we had to buy our own sweets.

A boy is walking down the road when a car slows down beside him and the driver says " I'll give you a bag of sweets if you get in the car" The boy just walks on, the car pulls up beside him again and the driver says " I'll give you £5 and a bag of sweets if you get in the car" The boy says " You brought the fucking Volvo,Dad You drive it"

A boy is walking down the road and a car pulls up beside him and the driver says " I'll give you £5 if you come in my car" The boy says " for £5 I'll come in your mouth".
 
#4
A bloke rings up his boss and sez' Boss I can't come in to work today, i'm too sick! So his boss sez 'How sick are you?' Well he sez 'I'm in bed with my sister.'
 

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