Mom And Dad Are Porno Stars!

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  1. msr

    msr LE

    AN OHIO teen was severely traumatized after discovering the stars of a downloaded porno flick were none other than his own parents.

    Timmy Shannon, 17, recalls the moment that scarred him for life. "I was like five minutes into this porno called Horny House Wives 4, when I thought to myself, 'Hey, that couch looks exactly like the one I'm sitting on. Oh crap, it is!' I remember the horror overcoming me when I realized the woman bent over that couch was my mother, and the guy giving it to her was my father. I instantly pulled my pants back up and vomited."

    http://www.keepmedia.com/pubs/WeeklyWorldNews/2005/03/24/785978?extID=10026

    msr
     
  2. Only in America.

    When my mum and Dad made porn it was a family affair.......me and the dog made sure mum was moist enough, sister held the video camera..... at five she didn't know how to smoke a hampton...... well not well enough to get my old man hard.... that was my job.

    One summer afternoon we'd just finished 'Parental pill popping pile driver IV' dad was struggling with the money shot and mum was drying up quicker than a saharan water hole...... He looked at me, gave me a knowing wink and finished himself off in my hungry ass...... we had to do a reshoot, he was supposed to fire on mums norks but there was no way I'd let him out of my boyfanny.
     
  3. Gremlin

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    Seeing the look on your mothers face as she practices for your brother on film.......Priceless

    Thanks MSR, reading the above was a moment of pure delight, still giggling :)
     
  4. And then immediatly informed the whole world...as you do.

    Doh, nut you are a sick little puppy, but you make me smile
     
  5. Course you did sunbeam..or was it a case of :

     
  6. Astonishing! And what do you call this act?

    The aristocrats.
     
  7. I suppose he will sue his parents now?

    Go on, be honest. Haven't you ever watched amateur porn hoping to see someone you know? Not to blackmail them or anything officer!
     
  8. He tells the world, so its probably fair to assume almost everyone in his town/neighbourhood etc will know about this?

    Poor guy's gonna be a virgin all his life!
     
  9. I nearly died laughing... nice one.
     
  10. MDN words can not describe your morals.
     
  11. I know how you feel mucker. When we did ours at the nursing home, the Grandparents could never remember who was supposed to blow first. I had to use a bungy on Grandpa as a c0ckring and fluff him all the way through the communal chorus of "If You Knew Susie" to get the timing right. Fortunately, Nannas colostomy bag had a blockage and as she was a scat freak, when it burst, that and Matrons strap-on ensured that the timing was right. I was wearing my SS uniform, and a few swipes from my riding crop was all that it took. Her cries of "Ich liebst du Herr Gruppenfuhrer" sent her ward mates into a sexual frenzy and the cobwebs went everywhere. I came off just licking the j1zz from the numbers tattoed on her arms.