Mohammed is Number Name In England

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Phil306, Oct 29, 2010.

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  1. Mohammed is most popular boys' name in England

    I didn't see this posted anywhere on your site. However, it appears as if Mohammed is the number one name of new borns in England and Wales.

    Will the last Christian's in the UK turn the lights off, on the way out...
  2. I don't think it's true though
  3. Not really. It just means that everyone else uses their imagination to give their children individuality.
  4. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Will that be the most popular Christian name then?
  5. Its Oliver for boys, Olivia for girls - ******* dull

    My children - Dweezil and Automatic-Dlamini always cause a stir wherever they go.

    And seriously - not kidding, the two scummy chavs in our village have just named their newborn girl Daytona
  6. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  7. My teddy bear is called Mohammed.
  8. Two girls in a family round my way are called Mercedes and Bacardi...
  9. Death DEATH to you infidel!;-)
  10. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I like Christians they do things like this:

    African Pastors torture and murder
  11. One of my patients daughters is called Armani. Classy or what
  12. There are two kids near here - very posh family, called Cuba and Bali - apparently its where they were supposed to have been conceived, under those rules mine would have been called Priddy and East-Harptree. Theres also a girl called Epernay at the village school, also a Tezra (girl!).
  13. used to work with a bloke whose first name was 'Love'. Apparently it's a popular foreign name within India. Couldn't speak to him without patronising him, "Here Love! is it alright if I go on my break?"

  14. I've heard a lot of people calling the baby Gucci, whether boy or girl.

    They stand over the pram, lean down and say "Gucci gucci goo!" fuckin' idiots.