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  1. Come on someone needs to sort kamagra out! :evil:


    thanks for the input - moved. mk
     
  2. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I'd rather they sorted Viagra out.
     
  3. Talking of which, I have an assortment of cheap Viagra imported from the Biopreparat BW factory in the former Soviet Union. Only £1 a tablet*

    * Users may suffer Anthrax like side effects.
     
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I'll have 2 dozen. The anthrax can be useful too
     
  5. Doubles up as a contaceptive pill too, the logic being the strumpet in question dies before the pregnancy develops!
     
  6. With halloween just around the corner, glowing in the dark could be a beneficial side effect too :D
     
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Whow! you impress me more and more with your forward thinking! I could buy more of these pills and sell them to the local children. Would stop them getting pregnant and be great for trick or treating!
    I only buy them to take with my bedtime cocoa. The cocoa helps me sleep, the viagra stops me rolling out of bed.
     
  8. CAD, PM me for postal address.
     
  9. I'm selling them for £0.99 a tablet*. just to maintain stiff competition.

    *similar side affects.
     
  10. Not likely, last time I PMd someone it was a reporter pretending to be a 14 year old.
     
  11. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I'll have 3 gross. Just to help me sleep!
     
  12. They have OFH. Viagra has now been mixed with Prozac, so if you dont get a fcuk, you dont give a fcuk. :wink:
     
  13. I don't need Viagra, my fertile and deeply sordid imagination, my balaclava, knife and a large tub of rohypnol is sufficient for my romantic needs.
     
  14. But don't you just occasionally wish there was a female involved too :D
     
  15. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Oh right, is that the new one 'Viagrapathy'? Thats the one I need.