P1ssed myself laughing at the pic: Elite Corps of Chinky Deliverymen Just imagine a whole CVRT-stylee family of them... One with an old fashioned pram gaffer-taped to the back replaces Samaritan. Strap a plank on and it replaces Spartan. Dom Jolly-like giant mobile phone on the side, becomes Sultan. Length of green string and a hammer and you have Sampson. Edited to add: as I know that the powers that be do indeed monitor this site, please note that if any of you beancounters does introduce this at any time in the future, I want my fcuking cut of the bonus.