Guys I know I should have probably saved this for a Mess Meeting but I noticed that a lot of Ruperts and Rodneys have been hanging around the place. Rules: 1. Complete Anonymity. No real names whatsoever. (Nothing to stop real names being passed by email or Instant Messages). 2. No slagging others just for the sake of slagging. If you can justify the slagging great. 3. In any disputes, those of Mess Status are likely to win. If anyone other than someone of Mess Status wins then he or she will be banned from coming back to post!! (It's MY Mess!!) 4. I will personally let you know why I have deleted a message if I have cause to do so. 5. All the above rules are irrelevant and null and void when I have taken drink or been refused a shag!!