MoD shuts down UFO Desk

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  2. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    Why waste money on more bollocks when we have Army 2020
  3. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Fuck me, all of a sudden there's a spate of "isn't the Army/MOD/Forces shit" posters on here. Is it day release, care in the comunity, or just the full moon kicking in?

    You really haven't got a single idea what this is all about, have you?
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  4. The truth is out there.......................................... allegedly.
  5. You'll never find out now....mwah ha haha
  6. Nope. It is the solstice and there is a tinfoil shortage.

    Luckily I have raided Markintime's bins and collected all his pie wrappers. I'll be under the stairs wanking furiously without a wok on my head.

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  7. bit ironic whilst trying to make space at the MoD, they sack the very people to keep an eye on space.
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  8. Perhaps you would care to enlighten us with your take on the issue?
  9. What issue - MOD closes the post you get sent to when there is nothing else for you to do, now you are just retrenched there is no need for the novel position of what was effectively Gardening Leave.
  10. That's what I was thinking. Odd, though, that sudden deluge of sightings toward the end.
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  11. The desk was manned by the RAF, the civvies that made reports expected them to work Fridays. Something had to give.
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  12. When the UFO desk closed for the night some of the calls used to get routed to our office at STC......sort of department of gash jobs with 24 hour manning and ASMA. Swivel-eyed loons wasn't in it, if the truth was out there no-one I spoke to had found it, unless the answer was brasso
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