I was made to be a Singaporean rioter in training exercises during Singapore dock strikes in 1964. Do yer think I'm entitled to half a million? Plus I was a Ganges boy so bullying was long and harsh from instructors, officers and other boys too.
Seems fair to me. He (or perhaps his solicitor) saw the systemic weakness and went for it. If only I'd known that a bit of white noise, a lady interrogator laughing at my willy and a dig in the kidneys all those years ago amounted to a transgression on my feelings. Or Rights, or whatever. I feel so abused.
I was, on occasion, required to represent the Fantasians during their unceasing attempts to take lasting control of Imber. Even now I find it hard to express my sense of shame but, for half a mil, I'll give it a go.
At least it wasn't Aretha Franklyn, and a Julian Clary assault. I'd have cracked and spilled the beans. Some years ago a bad chap from the Gobnascale in L'Derry got a payout of over £50,000 for similar, but less stressful treatment , and he cracked (without telling his mates).
I want to claim for the time ( 12 th September 1997 18:34 hrs) the cookhouse ran out of chips and I had to have mash, the slop jockey corporal verbally bullied me by saying " you don't have to have fucking chips with everything you know " .