MoD money well spent?

#25
I was made to be a Singaporean rioter in training exercises during Singapore dock strikes in 1964. Do yer think I'm entitled to half a million? Plus I was a Ganges boy so bullying was long and harsh from instructors, officers and other boys too. :cool:
 
#26
To have been born an Englishman, was to have 'drawn the greatest prize in the lottery of life...

a 490k payout is quite a payout for a runner up ?
 

Gout Man

LE
Book Reviewer
#29
#30
I'm from NI (and a Prod) was made to play an IRA terrorist in the 80s for some shite demo video. I must be due something for doing what I'm told.
 
#31
Seems fair to me. He (or perhaps his solicitor) saw the systemic weakness and went for it. If only I'd known that a bit of white noise, a lady interrogator laughing at my willy and a dig in the kidneys all those years ago amounted to a transgression on my feelings. Or Rights, or whatever. I feel so abused.
 
#34
The amount of times I was called a jock b@stard or cnut......I reckon I'm quids in. I shall report forthwith to the doc with requisite twitch and offendedness.
I to was called a jock bar steward all my life but what I am really upset about was having to play the part of a paddy in tin city.
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer
#35
I was, on occasion, required to represent the Fantasians during their unceasing attempts to take lasting control of Imber. Even now I find it hard to express my sense of shame but, for half a mil, I'll give it a go.
 
#36
I was made to fight for "Redland" on exercise, as an Evertonian my shame can be assuaged by a cheque with lots of zeros...






Not really an Evertonian as football is shít
 
#39
Racist and sexist, you fiend
At least it wasn't Aretha Franklyn, and a Julian Clary assault. I'd have cracked and spilled the beans. Some years ago a bad chap from the Gobnascale in L'Derry got a payout of over £50,000 for similar, but less stressful treatment , and he cracked (without telling his mates).
 
#40
I want to claim for the time ( 12 th September 1997 18:34 hrs) the cookhouse ran out of chips and I had to have mash, the slop jockey corporal verbally bullied me by saying " you don't have to have fucking chips with everything you know " .

I only joined up for the chips .
 

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