MOD loses the odd item

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  1. wedge_cadman

    wedge_cadman War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    The MOD release details of items classed as "missing" including a plane fuselage and a ships anchor.

    They only have to look on eBay.

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  2. Talk about a brass neck, a labour MP from Liverpool complaining about stuff being nicked...
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  3. I'd better get that buckshee track-clamp out of my locker.

    By the way, how on earth do you 'steal' an aeroplane fuselage (unless that's a BBC joke about Nimrod)?
  4. wedge_cadman

    wedge_cadman War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I also imagine a ships anchor isn't light. The scrappy may have noticed when they had to pay by the tonne.

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  5. Maybe the outraged MP (if she has time to spare after claiming all her allowances and expenses) has a look about her constituency.
  6. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Whilst I share her outrage at the loss of taxpayers assets I fizzled her attempt to make a party political point absurd. Stuff go nicked under her lot for z13 years and they did the square of fcuk all all about it and what's more the gave the impression that they ares not a damn. At least this lot give the impression that they do actually want to get to grips with.

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  7. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. The Royal Navy

    Ship's anchors range from Full Admiralty Patten which lots and are a little too big to fit in a bergen to small ones for boats that can.

    Suspect in the majority of cases these items have gone missing, lost as one unit transfers to another and it is easier to play the "its was stolen by the Kings Rgt" line than writing it off and the paper involved there.
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  8. wedge_cadman

    wedge_cadman War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    "Guns, a bridge and Army ration packs also went missing."

    "The most valuable single item to be stolen was a helicopter rotor tuner worth £50,000, which was taken in November."

    I take it they mean weapons not artillery pieces. They can't mean you Guns as you're here. But a bridge FFS. They don't just disappear.

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  9. Obvious really.Pikeys.
  10. You always see random engineer brigdes alles uber die platz. I always wonder why they have been ditched on random training areas. The DROPS jobbies as well, what ever those flat things are called they drop. They can not be cheap. I was on training area recently and 5 of them were stacked on top of each other. All over grown with weeds. **** all wrong with them.
  11. On a slightly different note, the British forces are not the only ones to "misplace" equipment. The German armed forces have managed to go diffy on 40,000 small arms since they started in 1955. And that figure is several years old.

    I still wonder how the f**k do do lose a bridge? Some thief out there has obviously got big balls if he (and his mates) manage to nick some of those larger items.

    I think I know where some of the rat packs went, but the evidence has long since disappeared down the porcelain throne.
  12. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    A lot of stuff is 'lost' on Ops. When, for example, a large number of PBs and FOBs are handed over to our allies (or just abandoned) a lot of stuff remains. It may be transferred 'properly' but usually it is given to the people (who may be very grateful for, as an example, a little generator) and then written off by us. This occurs because 'Gifting' is a complete no-no under our rules.
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Sod the fuselage, bridge and anchor. I want to find the ****** who keeps nicking my pens.
  14. HHH

    HHH LE

    There are some sick people out there imagine stealing ration packs!!
  15. We lost a whole Land Rover in Germany a few years back. It was from an very large ammo depot with a perimeter fence 13 miles in length. The CO asked the local AAC flt at Brüggen to do an aerial search in case it had been left in the depot area somewhere.

    It hadn't dawned on the hierachy that as we were only a year away from closing, it was possible that some savvy German civvie had just driven it off camp and away . . . :)