mod issue porn

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by brighton hippy, Mar 12, 2008.

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  1. now the idea of the MOD issuing porn or even procuring porn is ripe for pisstaking
    so free to crack on :twisted:
     
  2. Will it be like Tesco value porn?
     
  3. Pre stuck pages?
     
  4. Bound to be crap and not fit for porpose until at least the third issue - full of ginger birds and readers grans (ok, I know there's a market for that sort of deviance, but it's a small one)!
     
  5. Will there be fair trade porn? just to keep the hippy layabout protesters happy?
     
  6. Typical MOD, cheapskate bstards..

    Only supplying mags and maybe the odd DVD but won't pay for a couple of joy divisons?
     
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    MOD Porn!!! Uuummm, would it be over priced, take years to deliver and not be up to the task required?
     
  8. The original post was about porn on board a RN ship.
    So do they get porn and i-pods now?!

    What about poor Tom!
     
  9. No names, no pack drill but great minds etc... :wink:
     
  10. Ok, sorry to have stirred up a potential hornet's nest

    So, no I'm not a journalist - to make things clear I am being disciplined for viewing some Page 3 type stuff on a leisure (i.e. non-work, but official) computer during a lunch break

    It's difficult to find out the official line on this sort of thing so I need to discover how much porn is condoned, though the stuff I was briefly looking at was mainly glamour shots

    Cheers (again)
     
  11. So what the fcuk's that got to do with us then (I'm presuming work wasn't an MoD establishment)
    By the way, you're in the Naafi now.......bin nice knowin'ya.
     
  12. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. The Royal Navy

    In the age of diversity we need to make sure that the NSN numbers are sufficiently spaced out.

    Get on number wrong and you could have Gay Donkey Porn instead of your desired School Girls in Jelly and Wrestling (for example you understand).

    Could be a real minefield.
     
  13. Whatever your company policy is, thats the rules. Of course you could also be prosecuted under sexual harrassment law if there were chicks about.

    Your a pervert and deserve all you get.
     
  14. :D :D :D :D :D :D
     
  15. A small one? Have you been peeking again?!