mod issue porn

#1
now the idea of the MOD issuing porn or even procuring porn is ripe for pisstaking
so free to crack on :twisted:
 
#4
Bound to be crap and not fit for porpose until at least the third issue - full of ginger birds and readers grans (ok, I know there's a market for that sort of deviance, but it's a small one)!
 
#5
Will there be fair trade porn? just to keep the hippy layabout protesters happy?
 
#6
Typical MOD, cheapskate bstards..

Only supplying mags and maybe the odd DVD but won't pay for a couple of joy divisons?
 

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#7
MOD Porn!!! Uuummm, would it be over priced, take years to deliver and not be up to the task required?
 
#8
The original post was about porn on board a RN ship.
So do they get porn and i-pods now?!

What about poor Tom!
 
#9
Stokey said:
Airfix said:
Bound to be crap and not fit for porpose until at least the third issue - full of ginger birds and readers grans (ok, I know there's a market for that sort of deviance, but it's a small one)!
MDN mainly.
No names, no pack drill but great minds etc... :wink:
 
#10
Ok, sorry to have stirred up a potential hornet's nest

So, no I'm not a journalist - to make things clear I am being disciplined for viewing some Page 3 type stuff on a leisure (i.e. non-work, but official) computer during a lunch break

It's difficult to find out the official line on this sort of thing so I need to discover how much porn is condoned, though the stuff I was briefly looking at was mainly glamour shots

Cheers (again)
 
#11
Pauvre said:
Ok, sorry to have stirred up a potential hornet's nest

So, no I'm not a journalist - to make things clear I am being disciplined for viewing some Page 3 type stuff on a leisure (i.e. non-work, but official) computer during a lunch break

It's difficult to find out the official line on this sort of thing so I need to discover how much porn is condoned, though the stuff I was briefly looking at was mainly glamour shots

Cheers (again)
So what the fcuk's that got to do with us then (I'm presuming work wasn't an MoD establishment)
By the way, you're in the Naafi now.......bin nice knowin'ya.
 

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#12
In the age of diversity we need to make sure that the NSN numbers are sufficiently spaced out.

Get on number wrong and you could have Gay Donkey Porn instead of your desired School Girls in Jelly and Wrestling (for example you understand).

Could be a real minefield.
 
#13
Whatever your company policy is, thats the rules. Of course you could also be prosecuted under sexual harrassment law if there were chicks about.

Your a pervert and deserve all you get.
 
#14
#15
Airfix said:
Bound to be crap and not fit for porpose until at least the third issue - full of ginger birds and readers grans (ok, I know there's a market for that sort of deviance, but it's a small one)!
A small one? Have you been peeking again?!
 
#16
NSN numbers? This brings a whole new meaning to Theatre Drawdown Team!
 
#17
MOD issue porn sounds like a good idea but.....

Knowing our luck it would be composed of elderly ESS/Sodexho munters fi the cookhouse.

No names no pack drills but I know one lad who has the hots for the troll that fly's the cookhouse till at Redford. She's like 5lb of spuds in a 3lb bag - but at least she can work the till now so your food is still warmish by the time you sit down.

Admittedly I've been known to go ugly early but my standards aint that low.
 

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#19
Superb!!!! pmsl :D

I can see by your Windows "paint" skills that you're into touching up fat burds :D
 

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