I was brought up on Carnation milk and tinned fruit for pudding.
Am I scum ?
Am I scum ?
Is evaporated milk like evaporatored water? A joke, ie. A can of California Sunshine? A cloud? Nothing.I owe you all an apology, I’m so very sorry, it is actually evaporated milk, not condensed. I always get them muddled up. I do hope I haven’t fucked up a completely shit thread.
Like a tramp. On chips... A never ending big fuck off bag of chips.Once I got past the fact this Ginger has no soul & stinks of piss - this is about as much as I would get for 'taking one for the team'.
I was once 'molested' by a fat chick - but that doesn't count, as I was very drunk & couldn't defend myself. Also I have no memory of her face . Come to think of it - It could have just been a dream!
Same here . . . but, ONLY on Sundays. I'm not really sure now, if we had a dessert/sweet/pudding, the rest of the week?! .
Cardboard box? Raining? We were lucky if we ever got to drink.Same here . . . but, ONLY on Sundays. I'm not really sure now, if we had a dessert/sweet/pudding, the rest of the week?! .
Yes, I know . . . in a cardboard box, in the middle of a dual carriageway, when it was raining!!