Having read through another day of mindless news in the Daily Mail, I came across another article on âMOD Cosmetic Surgeryâ. Iâve got to admit that in times when many of us lack basic decent equipment and when this is held against a back drop of defence cuts, then why the hell are we spending so much (reportedly) money on Cosmetic Surgery. For years being left handed, I have had to cope with trying to fire a rifle that was designed (probably by a Cosmetic Surgeon) only to be fire âRight Handedâ. The MOD never stumped up the cash to produce a rifle that could be fired from either shoulder. However just because Iâve got small breasts I get wads of money. So for years Iâve been persecuted for being left handed, no wonder Iâm bitter and twisted. Whatâs scary about this is, if Iâd been some large obese person who couldnât even get on the range because my webbing didnât fit, I would have been looked after, cos the MOD would have stumped up the cash for a tummy tuck, never mind the fact that I canât fire the bl**dy rifle because Iâm left handed. At least my waist would have been reduced so that everyone else could have fitted on the firing point. I really feel for those Infantry Units that have been effected by this round of cuts, especially when money is being wasted in other areas of the MOD.