On a serious note (yea, I know, it's the NAAFI, so shoot me):
Although any old senile git can (and do) get these death machines and drive them on the road, they don't have to hold any kind of license and do not need to have a sight test. So the next time you get run over by granny/grandad in his/her turbo-boosted all-terrain vehicle with the go-faster stripes and they say "sorry dearie, didn't see you there", they're probably being 100% truthful.
they manage to kill more people than cyclists every year.
some of the fuckers even soup them up so you get a fat mong who could'nt get a driving licence can drive something with his bloated body on it can slamm into you on the pavement at 20 mph that is going to sting.
usually its old people who get killed the relativly fit can leap out of the way of the homicidal mong.
I know I'll probably get steamed for this but in Hull there's a tandom buggy that a bloated pair ride around all over the place. They don't look disabled and, knowing Yorkshire pikeyness they probably have it to avoid tax, bus fares etc etc.
Dingerr, since you're on here, have you got yourself a pimped up ride yet mate? Spinners on the wheels and plenty of bling! Big boutcha!