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Gunner_REMF

Old-Salt
I'm sure there's been loads of stuff on this emotive subject but what the hell. I was shopping in Tesco's the other night picking up the Magners £1.35 each (couldn't resist). In front of me at the check out was a Waynette/Vicky Pollard (chav) with a months worth of e numbers. Just as she starts packing her e numbers her mobile rang and she answered. now this plsses me off as it is and expect her to say "I'll ring back in a minute" but no 10 minutes she's on the phone and the queue is getting bigger. Actions On???? :frustrated:
 

Sympathetic_Reaction

LE
Book Reviewer
Remove phone from chav...

Inform phone user at other end that said chav will return all at a later time/date

end call

Hand phone back to chav scum.

stand back and wait for 'abuse of human rights' lawsuit.

S_R
 

Wija

LE
Start putting your stuff through the til, and start picking up some of hers.... will soon get the little fecker off the phone.
 

MSI64

LE
Beat said Chav to death with phone then ask girl/guy behind the till for help packing body into plastic bags
 

nips

Old-Salt
Gunner_REMF said:
I'm sure there's been loads of stuff on this emotive subject but what the hell. I was shopping in Tesco's the other night picking up the Magners £1.35 each (couldn't resist). In front of me at the check out was a Waynette/Vicky Pollard (chav) with a months worth of e numbers. Just as she starts packing her e numbers her mobile rang and she answered. now this plsses me off as it is and expect her to say "I'll ring back in a minute" but no 10 minutes she's on the phone and the queue is getting bigger. Actions On???? :frustrated:
Politely tell your wife to get off the phone and to pack your shopping like a wife should.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
Say loudly, but politely in her free ear (make sure everyone at the front of the store can hear you . . . "OI YOU, CHAV, GET OFF THE STOLEN PHONE, PUT IT BACK IN YOUR STOLEN BAG AND KNOB OFF SO I CAN GET THROUGH THIS TILL, OR I'LL SHOVE IT SO FAR DOWN YOU FAT UGLY, THICK THROAT THAT YOU'LL BE SHITTING MY KNUCKLES!!!"
 

Gunner_REMF

Old-Salt
nips said:
Gunner_REMF said:
I'm sure there's been loads of stuff on this emotive subject but what the hell. I was shopping in Tesco's the other night picking up the Magners £1.35 each (couldn't resist). In front of me at the check out was a Waynette/Vicky Pollard (chav) with a months worth of e numbers. Just as she starts packing her e numbers her mobile rang and she answered. now this plsses me off as it is and expect her to say "I'll ring back in a minute" but no 10 minutes she's on the phone and the queue is getting bigger. Actions On???? :frustrated:
Politely tell your wife to get off the phone and to pack your shopping like a wife should.
My wife died last year
 

oh_bug.ger

Old-Salt
Gunner_REMF said:
nips said:
Gunner_REMF said:
I'm sure there's been loads of stuff on this emotive subject but what the hell. I was shopping in Tesco's the other night picking up the Magners £1.35 each (couldn't resist). In front of me at the check out was a Waynette/Vicky Pollard (chav) with a months worth of e numbers. Just as she starts packing her e numbers her mobile rang and she answered. now this plsses me off as it is and expect her to say "I'll ring back in a minute" but no 10 minutes she's on the phone and the queue is getting bigger. Actions On???? :frustrated:
Politely tell your wife to get off the phone and to pack your shopping like a wife should.
My wife died last year
My what a surprise
 
oh_bug.ger said:
Gunner_REMF said:
nips said:
Gunner_REMF said:
I'm sure there's been loads of stuff on this emotive subject but what the hell. I was shopping in Tesco's the other night picking up the Magners £1.35 each (couldn't resist). In front of me at the check out was a Waynette/Vicky Pollard (chav) with a months worth of e numbers. Just as she starts packing her e numbers her mobile rang and she answered. now this plsses me off as it is and expect her to say "I'll ring back in a minute" but no 10 minutes she's on the phone and the queue is getting bigger. Actions On???? :frustrated:
Politely tell your wife to get off the phone and to pack your shopping like a wife should.
My wife died last year
My what a surprise
Its okay i took the pesh out of a lasses mum a few weeks back. Turned out she died when the lass was 17. I nearly threw up. Instead i hid in the bog for ten mins and text all my mates. Bit sly but was funny as feck.
 

wg100

War Hero
Bad_Crow said:
Its okay i took the pesh out of a lasses mum a few weeks back. Turned out she died when the lass was 17. I nearly threw up. Instead i hid in the bog for ten mins and text all my mates. Bit sly but was funny as feck.
Nearly threw up? Obviously you don't have a very strong constitution. You should have stood there and took it like a man. Honestly, call youself a soldier...
 

nips

Old-Salt
Gunner_REMF said:
nips said:
Gunner_REMF said:
I'm sure there's been loads of stuff on this emotive subject but what the hell. I was shopping in Tesco's the other night picking up the Magners £1.35 each (couldn't resist). In front of me at the check out was a Waynette/Vicky Pollard (chav) with a months worth of e numbers. Just as she starts packing her e numbers her mobile rang and she answered. now this plsses me off as it is and expect her to say "I'll ring back in a minute" but no 10 minutes she's on the phone and the queue is getting bigger. Actions On???? :frustrated:
Politely tell your wife to get off the phone and to pack your shopping like a wife should.
My wife died last year
Don't you have another one? Ask Borat he'll tell you how.
 

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