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Mmmmmmm suction, is good.

#1
Just flicking through a Medical Supplies catalogue as you do and stumbled across suction machines.

I immediately thinks to myself, it has to be much safer than a vacuum cleaner, much gentler suction and much less chance of an embarrassing off to A&E accident.

Probably should have put this in the medical section as I am sure they have experience of both but the NAAFI is far more fun.

What are your thoughts / experiences on the matter?
 
#2
Ozzymick said:
Just flicking through a Medical Supplies catalogue as you do and stumbled across suction machines.

I immediately thinks to myself, it has to be much safer than a vacuum cleaner, much gentler suction and much less chance of an embarrassing off to A&E accident.

Probably should have put this in the medical section as I am sure they have experience of both but the NAAFI is far more fun.

What are your thoughts / experiences on the matter?
Probably fine for sucking ear wax oot yer ear 'ole, but not sure I'd let anything like that loose on my nob.

Have you got a medical fetish?

Any worked examples?
 
#4
Ozzymick said:
Just flicking through a Medical Supplies catalogue as you do and stumbled across suction machines.

I immediately thinks to myself, it has to be much safer than a vacuum cleaner, much gentler suction and much less chance of an embarrassing off to A&E accident.
Probably should have put this in the medical section as I am sure they have experience of both but the NAAFI is far more fun.

What are your thoughts / experiences on the matter?
The voice of experience?
 
#6
zxninerpilot said:
Ozzymick said:
Not really a medical fetish, though it did look like some of the resuci dolls could do with a good seeing to :)
You're a bit lonely, aren't you!
It was the bird on the cover that attracted my attention in the first place, but yes, I am lonely.

I am just not getting the loving I require at home. I should never have bought here that Rampant Rabbit
 
#11
Ozzymick said:
Sounds like experience talking SR.

Do tell
Don't tell me you haven't put a belt sander next to the right place? Or sitting on the bus and the vibration through the seat, &c? Or leaned over the washing m/c while it's on spin? ..and then try to walk around dead nonch with a lazy lob banging into everything?

Of course there are some thats so numb down there, they slam it in the fridge door to get anywhere but it beats nailing it to the fridge door I guess.
 
#12
Swamp_Rat said:
Ozzymick said:
Sounds like experience talking SR.

Do tell
Don't tell me you haven't put a belt sander next to the right place? Or sitting on the bus and the vibration through the seat, &c? Or leaned over the washing m/c while it's on spin? ..and then try to walk around dead nonch with a lazy lob banging into everything?

Of course there are some thats so numb down there, they slam it in the fridge door to get anywhere but it beats nailing it to the fridge door I guess.
I would be lying if I said I had never had to stay seated for a while to calm down things rather than cause a fuss.
 

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