Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bowlander, May 12, 2013.

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  1. Its a load of old wank really.
  2. Why? It's clearly your bird that loves the taste of jizz, so just stop kissing her when you arrive home after work.
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  3. That's fucking grim. Why on earth would you eat harry monk unless you were a sea hat or something?!
  4. Does it have to be human spunk?
  5. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    a boy and his dog milking scene around 112mins - classic
  6. Hope not. I heard recently that Merseyside fertility clinic is so short of sperm that they are having to buy it from Manchester. Heaven help the offspring.
  7. I suspect most garrison town Kebab shops use it in their "Special" sauce. Squaddies always have good nails and hair.
  8. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    makes good face cream apparently.

  9. Yeh, I tried that one as well.... Swimo didn't buy it.... So it's left to "accidents" now....:biggrin:
  10. Ah, the old "angry pirate"