Mme Tussauds refuse to make a Waxwork of Brown

#1
This is super :D

Link to Telegraph: Mme Tussauds Snubs Gordon Brown

"We are apolitical and always listen to the public .... So we will not make a Prime Minister until after the General Election as this is the best possible indicator of public opinion and popularity."
A nice reminder for the man that he is unelected. Mind you, if they did make a Gorgon waxwork , how would we tell the difference?
 
#2
Could tell the difference easily. One would have a constant blank expression, a misunderstanding of current affairs both domestic and international, total disregard for politics and the same bloody suit on, day in day out.

The other would be a waxwork model.
 
#4
I'm sure they've made one already that they wheel out for certain functions. that rictus grin can't belong to anything breathing.
 
#6
heard_it_all_before said:
The creators probably couldn't get that annoying mouth thing right, so probably just said, 'feck it, he'll be ousted soon anyway'.
they could put a marble in his cheek!

It'd need to have his speech looped to play : "I have nothing but praise for our armed forces"

too bloody right he's got nothing else for us!
 
#7
Why make one out of wax when the original is made out of sh1t?
 
#10
all they have to do is wheel out an exisitng one of a Dalek, or better still ask the Russians if we can borrow Uncle Joe Stalin for a while and shove him in Tusauds with a bit of makeup and a change of clothes...

...As it is, Pa 'Glum' McBroon will probably the shortest serving Prime Minister in post-war British History... unless someone knows otherwise!
 
#11
I'l rather have Professor Gunther von Hagens make a model out of brown to be honest.
 
#12
Its due to the technical challenges.

They can't stack shit that high!
 
#13
an artist has done something that looks like Brown to me



It is apparently called 'The Man of Poo'.

from Brainpoo
 
#15
littlemonster said:
This is super :D

Link to Telegraph: Mme Tussauds Snubs Gordon Brown

"We are apolitical and always listen to the public .... So we will not make a Prime Minister until after the General Election as this is the best possible indicator of public opinion and popularity."
A nice reminder for the man that he is unelected. Mind you, if they did make a Gorgon waxwork , how would we tell the difference?

Easy, the wax one would have two glass eyes.
 
#17
theoriginalphantom said:
an artist has done something that looks like Brown to me



It is apparently called 'The Man of Poo'.

from Brainpoo
Artist????!! I think I'll give up the day job if I can make cash doing stuff like that.

mind you, it is a pretty good likeness now you mention it
 
#18
littlemonster said:
theoriginalphantom said:
an artist has done something that looks like Brown to me



It is apparently called 'The Man of Poo'.

from Brainpoo
Artist????!! I think I'll give up the day job if I can make cash doing stuff like that.

mind you, it is a pretty good likeness now you mention it
What's that CHINLESS!
 
#19
littlemonster said:
theoriginalphantom said:
an artist has done something that looks like Brown to me



It is apparently called 'The Man of Poo'.

from Brainpoo
Artist????!! I think I'll give up the day job if I can make cash doing stuff like that.

mind you, it is a pretty good likeness now you mention it
I am wondering just what exactly the "artist" ate to produce that?
 
#20
Steven said:
littlemonster said:
theoriginalphantom said:
an artist has done something that looks like Brown to me



It is apparently called 'The Man of Poo'.

from Brainpoo
Artist????!! I think I'll give up the day job if I can make cash doing stuff like that.

mind you, it is a pretty good likeness now you mention it
I am wondering just what exactly the "artist" ate to produce that?
possibly a metric tonne of toffee?
 

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