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You couldn't make it up!
At what stage would anyone with more than 2 brain-cells think, "Something's not right!" 
Telegraph.co.ukAn ambulance crew who relied on a satellite navigation device while transferring a patient 12 miles across Essex realised something was wrong only when they reached Manchester four hours later.
London Ambulance Service was at a loss yesterday to explain why the crew had not noticed their journey was taking somewhat longer than expected or how they had managed to miss subtle indicators that it was going awry â such as Birmingham.

