Mistresses (You Wish ).....

LancePrivateJones

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A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
LancePrivateJones said:
Servelan was the muckiest looking bird of that era.

I still get funny dreams about her now.

Wasn't she called Jacqueline Pearce or something like that?

I saw her on a TV prog about 4 years ago and you really wouldn't want to see.

So sad.

She didn't look as good as that knocker.
 

Dubb_al_Ibn

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If you Google images of Daniel(l)a Nardini (sorry, got the spelling wrong to begin with) there are some very, erm, interesting ones about......
 
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trowel

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LancePrivateJones said:
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
LancePrivateJones said:
Servelan was the muckiest looking bird of that era.

I still get funny dreams about her now.

Wasn't she called Jacqueline Pearce or something like that?

I saw her on a TV prog about 4 years ago and you really wouldn't want to see.

So sad.
She's still got the short hair then, or has she come over all Jade Goody?


She didn't look as good as that knocker.
 
Aunty Stella said:
I just know I am going straight to Hell for this one :)

My eldests 19 year old missus, spitting image, and I mean a clone of, Megan Fox.

I may have to send him to boarding school in Nepal so that I can comfort her.
I made the mistake of telling my youngest dauhter, 'your RE teacher is fookin hot'

She went and told her, FFS, The next parents evening was ...........Red faced, me!
 
trowel said:
She's still got the short hair then, or has she come over all Jade Goody?
who has'nt :?: :p :?: :p
 
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
Sharon Small from the Mistresses programme....



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Even enlarged they are small. Any bigger pics?
 

Odo_de_StAmand

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GoodIdeaAtTheTime said:
Odo_de_StAmand said:
Fiona Bruce AND Kate Silverton - I might as well die happy !!!
A truly righteous ambition

Saw them together on Top Gear; tight trousers, leather jackets, squirming together on the leather sofa...I'm afraid I had a bit of a moment there.
yes, the Top Gear duet did it for me ........

Odo
 

synergy22

Old-Salt
Personally i'd do both on different days of the week.
Okey Dokey Matey Blokeys , What do the rest of the bird liking Arseian's think!



 

Dubb_al_Ibn

War Hero
I'd forgotten about her, Sabine, I mean, not t'other one. Although that episode of Top Gear seems to be on all the sat. channels all the time. Yep, she does it for me. Driving that Transit at a million mph and laughing all the time, she seemed like A1 mistress material.
 

LancePrivateJones

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Does anybody know who that female French politician is.I think she is in Sarkozy's Cabinet or whatever the French call it.

I'm trying to find her without success at the moment,

If anybody knows who it is I think she would make a terrific mistress.

In fact, I think she is one.





Edited for horrid spelling.
 

LancePrivateJones

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LancePrivateJones said:
Does anybody know who that female French politician is.I think she is in Sarkozy's Cabinet or whatever the French call it.

I'm trying to find her without success at the moment,

If anybody knows who it is I think she would make a terrific mistress.

In fact, I think she is one.

I think this is the lass; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachida_Dati

Sorry I can't upload the picture but will keep trying.
 

biscuits

War Hero
Ferkin old perverts...

My latest obsession is Hayley Williams from Paramore, mmmm.

1/2 my age, a voice like Shirley Bassey on Roids, and a saucy glint in her eye!

Unfortunately, I cant post any pics, as I'm at work, and the fun monitor is in rottweiler mode :cry:
 

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