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Mistresses (You Wish ).....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by OldStripey, Mar 10, 2009.

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  1. OldStripey

    OldStripey Old-Salt

    Shelley Conn, from this old bloke's point of view, MINT. Dark, gorgeous and desirable, my type altogether, and absolutely not a cat's chance in hell... :x but the mind plays great tricks don't it ? :p

    Actually....I'd chuck a bone at any of them on that programme. Because I'm a bad chap, and a letch, basically :twisted: woof woof

    Indulging me old self and wondering... if you had the chance, which Mistress (Telly or real)would you be knocking up given half a chance?
     

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    OldStripey, Mar 10, 2009
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  2. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Anne Widdecombe.
     
    LancePrivateJones, Mar 10, 2009
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  3. OldStripey

    OldStripey Old-Salt

    :twisted: ....that blonde bombshell....minx I reckon :wink:
     
    OldStripey, Mar 10, 2009
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  4. mon_colonel

    mon_colonel LE

    Stacey Slater off Eastenders
     
    mon_colonel, Mar 10, 2009
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  5. Doc_Henry

    Doc_Henry Old-Salt

    kate silverton
     
    Doc_Henry, Mar 10, 2009
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  6. OldStripey

    OldStripey Old-Salt

    :eek: Was it the Bourne series? :wink:
     
    OldStripey, Mar 10, 2009
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  7. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer


    I preferred her as a Brunette, and I believe she is still a Virgin.

    There's sexy.
     
    LancePrivateJones, Mar 10, 2009
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  8. skintboymike

    skintboymike LE

    Courteney Cox 20 years ago.
     
    skintboymike, Mar 10, 2009
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  9. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Harriot Harman in SR6 (without canister) and Boots Ski March
    Standby!!!
     
    Pararegtom, Mar 10, 2009
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  10. deerhunter

    deerhunter War Hero

    Seconded.
     
    deerhunter, Mar 10, 2009
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  11. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    I knew you were a good bloke Pararegtom.

    Good drills.
     
    LancePrivateJones, Mar 10, 2009
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  12. Dandy-Angus

    Dandy-Angus Old-Salt

    Fcuk sake, she's such a whingey cow, youd have to do her up the chuff then zoom in for the money shot :twisted:
     
    Dandy-Angus, Mar 10, 2009
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  13. OldStripey

    OldStripey Old-Salt

    In Basic Instinct 3, u think? Interesting thought....second thoughts.. 8O I know, I just suggested A W for the lead in Basic instinct 3, how shall I be forgiven ? If ever?
     
    OldStripey, Mar 10, 2009
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  14. Praetorian

    Praetorian LE

    That Deborah Meeden bird off of Dragons Den.

    Dirty rich old cow :D
     
    Praetorian, Mar 10, 2009
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  16. Thaddeus

    Thaddeus Old-Salt

    Fiona Bruce - sorry it's an age thing!
     
    Thaddeus, Mar 10, 2009
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