Mistresses (You Wish ).....

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  1. Shelley Conn, from this old bloke's point of view, MINT. Dark, gorgeous and desirable, my type altogether, and absolutely not a cat's chance in hell... :x but the mind plays great tricks don't it ? :p

    Actually....I'd chuck a bone at any of them on that programme. Because I'm a bad chap, and a letch, basically :twisted: woof woof

    Indulging me old self and wondering... if you had the chance, which Mistress (Telly or real)would you be knocking up given half a chance?

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  2. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Anne Widdecombe.
  3. :twisted: ....that blonde bombshell....minx I reckon :wink:
  4. Stacey Slater off Eastenders
  5. kate silverton
  6. :eek: Was it the Bourne series? :wink:
  7. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    I preferred her as a Brunette, and I believe she is still a Virgin.

    There's sexy.
  8. Courteney Cox 20 years ago.
  9. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Harriot Harman in SR6 (without canister) and Boots Ski March
  10. Seconded.
  11. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    I knew you were a good bloke Pararegtom.

    Good drills.
  12. Fcuk sake, she's such a whingey cow, youd have to do her up the chuff then zoom in for the money shot :twisted:
  13. In Basic Instinct 3, u think? Interesting thought....second thoughts.. 8O I know, I just suggested A W for the lead in Basic instinct 3, how shall I be forgiven ? If ever?
  14. That Deborah Meeden bird off of Dragons Den.

    Dirty rich old cow :D
  15. Fiona Bruce - sorry it's an age thing!