I attended a wedding over the weekend of a Corps friend of mine to his (now) delightful nurse wife - No, they did not meet a a party where a bus load of nurses rocked up to fellate the gentlemen dancers. The best man, who was a half cut by the time he saunters over to me during the evening do, procedes to announce that he knows me, but can't put his finger on where from. Now, I left Gods Corps in Sept 05 to join 1 UK Civ Div and I had never met this bloke in my life. His questioning went something like this: "Weren't you Squad 160?" Yeeeessssss....? "Did you where glasses during your A3?" Yes "Were you a bit geeky looking?" Well, I, errr.... I wore glasses..... "Do you remember SM P***ger and would you have rode her bareback?" I do remember her....... "Thats it! You're that tw@t who had 3 ND's on the range! Didn't everyone hate you!?" Now, I must point out that I did where glass, but alas, no more. I have fallen under the power of specsaver contacts. I probably would have done Pled***, i'm attracted to power. I did NOT have 3 ND's on the range! I do believe I know who I have been mixed up for. Initials B M. Squad 160. After the A3 he went to a certain computer database place across the water; whilst on a visit to an infantry location went in to the cook house in civies with his Browning down his trousers - nice. So please, if you hear this rumour of a 4 eyed NDing geek whos a tw@t from Squad 160 - ITS THE OTHER ONE! I wonder how often this type of mistaken identity occurs after you leave? Bast@rds! Anyway, we got on after the true identity had been cleared up and had a good night. Turns out we must have missed / walked passed each other on numerous occasions thorugh our careers and not known it. One of the most pivotal times was at chickers when he was on his A2, me on some other course and he a group of other were told about a house party going on. They rocked up in the wrong house to be greeted by a female Capt. Turns out I was in the house nextdoor getting my head down. God bless the Gwarr Princess who no longer graces the nominal role of the Corps. May her right hook be remembered for ever.... edited to tidy up. Edited for Op_Int_And_Spy: SMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSM Now go and do some work.