Missuss Birthday

#1
Its her indoor's Birthday tomorrow, and Im stuck at what to put in the card.....

Any suggestions? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:




(Oh, and before anyone asks, its not Maddy, I dumped her. By dumped, I of course mean buried)
 
#2
You thought that Id forgotten
Today is your birthday
But you were wrong
I'm not a mong
So get yer kit off and I'll give you one.
 
#3
Assuming she showers... :wink:

I like to hang a little trinket in there... Then go to work pretending you forgot about her b'day... You reap the rewards later... :twisted:
 
#4
Happy 10th Birthday, darling
 
#5
Anthrax and a razor blade?

Divorce papers?

A photo of you hanging out of a 17 year old rent boy?


Edited to add;

Nice one Slimey. I nearly missed that one. :D
 
#6
My sister gave the missus a penis enlargement kit wrapped up in a 'What Every Woman Wants' bag.

I haven't spoken to her since.
 
#7
does she know any of your ex's?

put one of their names in it, with something like 'with love, forever'

thatl feck her right up. watch her destroy herself with paranoia
 
#9
just send her address and i will see her infact i will do her:
 
#15
Happy Birthday to You
I'm cheating on you
I have been since Christmas
Those rumours are true

Your friends warned you of me
I'm afraid they are all right
Six men from the leather bar
have been making me airtight

Happy Birthday to you
I like men too
Sadly your infected
I've been gulping bad glue
 
#16
Airborne_Aircrew said:
Assuming she showers... :wink:

I like to hang a little trinket in there... Then go to work pretending you forgot about her b'day... You reap the rewards later... :twisted:

That'd definitely get you a few Brownie points. Who said romance is dead :D
 
#17
That'd definitely get you a few Brownie points.
Actually, for the most part it only really edges me out of the red... *SIGH*
 
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