Missing tycoon found with head carved a la Inglorious Basterds

I love the fact that the guards sent out for a curry chip for him!
It rather sounds as though one of the Baron's survival courses has gone horribly wrong.
I hope they carved it backwards, so it made sense in the mirror. To do anything else smacks of half-arse effort and lack of imagination.
They went to the local garda station and they got him tea and biscuits. He gobbled up the biscuits as he was ravenous so they got him some curry chips.
If he was suffering with severe dehydration and malnutrition, I'm surprised that didn't kill him.

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