http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/tees/7124519.stm So he went missing 5 years ago presumed drowned in a canoe accident. He has now turned up alive and well in a London police station and says that he has "no recollection" of where he has been for the past 5 years. His missus has emigrated and his kids have grown up. Just what is he going to tell his missus when he finally meets her again? I think that "Oops sorry" just wont be enough somehow.