Missing person

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Freddie010, Jun 21, 2012.

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  1. Made me laugh.

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  2. And this one is kind of appropriate
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  3. i just laughed so much some wee came out
  4. Some people are life's natural victims unfortunately.

    I also laughed.

  5. Sam Cummings gets my vote for honourary life membership for this site
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  6. Gets my vote too.
  7. The judicious application of some used crisp'n'dry and he should be able to sprout ArRSE quite easily............
  8. He needs duac gel and a length.
  9. He needs a large brown paper bag, the poor plookey lttle bugger ...
  10. He's got potential.
  11. Sand paper maybe?
  12. I disagree, all members here should at least have done some time serving.
    Not sure how this young chap would even get recommended by his local recruiting cente to go further.
    It looks to me like he doesn´t know his a**e from his elbow.
  13. That's why I said "honourary"