Missing Pension Payment

[Sam The Bam]

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The IRS when they see Sam's foreign income stream...

Nah, The Cayman Island bank we use tells them to just feck off.

 

[Steamboat]

Nah, The Cayman Island bank we use tells them to just feck off.

Hey your boy Bernie will make sure you fulfill your societal obligations now!

 

[Tappet]

Back into your cage serpent.

Don't tread on him, now.

 

[Donny]

That bastardized version used here is anything but English. Back into your cage serpent.

Ahem....

 

[Sam The Bam]

Hey your boy Bernie will make sure you fulfill your societal obligations now!

No he won't, never voted for him, don't know him and don't want to know him. Don't you try turning Wyoming's treachery around on me to ease your guilt boy.

Only Colorado will have anything to do with your lot these days, your lot being of the same stripe. As far a Montana, Idaho, Utah and South Dakota are concerned, Wyoming residents are Persona non Grata and all vehicles with a Wyoming licence plate are being turned around at the State Borders.

We don't want your kind here.

 

[Sam The Bam]

Ahem....

spullchucker in't warking.

 

[anglo]

No he won't, never voted for him, don't know him and don't want to know him. Don't you try turning Wyoming's treachery around on me to ease your guilt boy.

Only Colorado will have anything to do with your lot these days, your lot being of the same stripe. As far a Montana, Idaho, Utah and South Dakota are concerned, Wyoming residents are Persona non Grata and all vehicles with a Wyoming licence plate are being turned around at the State Borders.

We don't want your kind here.

Racist

 

[Sam The Bam]

Racist

Don't you mean species(ist)? That lot in Wyoming, no way are they human. Not with the 12 fingers and toes they all have and their teeth. Man their teeth look like an old piano keyboard ffs.

Very, very strange lot them folks from Wyoming.

 

[Steamboat]

No he won't, never voted for him, don't know him and don't want to know him. Don't you try turning Wyoming's treachery around on me to ease your guilt boy.

Only Colorado will have anything to do with your lot these days, your lot being of the same stripe. As far a Montana, Idaho, Utah and South Dakota are concerned, Wyoming residents are Persona non Grata and all vehicles with a Wyoming licence plate are being turned around at the State Borders.

We don't want your kind here.

Well I can't say Big High Country is on the list of places to travel to anymore damn drug addicted state...The Southern part of MT is turning into a mini California. Utah is well Utah and Nebraska still likes the money. But FOCO does have Rodizio which does have an appealing quality...

 

[Sam The Bam]

Well I can't say Big High Country is on the list of places to travel to anymore damn drug addicted state...The Southern part of MT is turning into a mini California. Utah is well Utah and Nebraska still likes the money. But FOCO does have Rodizio which does have an appealing quality...

Given the thread I reckon we had better give the banter a wee break now, don't want the mods after us.

 

[Steamboat]

Given the thread I reckon we had better give the banter a wee break now, don't want the mods after us.

Surely the overlords have better things to do with their time...

 

[Sam The Bam]

Finally got a result and on checking the bank account online I find that the missing payment goes into my account tomorrow morning. After two and half months of being told different things by different people such as a trace of where the money went takes 10 days then being told by another it takes 20 days or being told twice that someone would phone me within a week (no one ever did) I thought to hell with them.

Last Monday the 8th Feb I sent an email to the CEO Duncan Watson and lo and behold things got sorted pronto. In all honesty I really didn't mind waiting while it got fixed through the usual channels but the thing that pi$$ed me off was their BS about Team Leaders going to call me and it not happening and then moving the goalposts when it suited them.

Thanks to everyone except @Steamboat for the help and advice in dealing with this crap.

Cheers guys.

Sam

 

[Steamboat]

Finally got a result and on checking the bank account online I find that the missing payment goes into my account tomorrow morning. After two and half months of being told different things by different people such as a trace of where the money went takes 10 days then being told by another it takes 20 days or being told twice that someone would phone me within a week (no one ever did) I thought to hell with them.

Last Monday the 8th Feb I sent an email to the CEO Duncan Watson and lo and behold things got sorted pronto. In all honesty I really didn't mind waiting while it got fixed through the usual channels but the thing that pi$$ed me off was their BS about Team Leaders going to call me and it not happening and then moving the goalposts when it suited them.

Thanks to everyone except @Steamboat for the help and advice in dealing with this crap.

Cheers guys.

Sam

First world problems!