Missing Arrsers

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Pielover, Sep 1, 2005.

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  1. Just saw this on the Darwin Awards site (excuse the cut and paste):

    "A 34 year old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' 2" tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow tube approx. 12" long and 3" in diameter. The tube's other end was inserted into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward."

    So the question is - who hasn't been posting for a while? I haven't seen any RTFQ posts for a while...

    I don't think it has to be a male poster either - i'm sure some of the split arsses on the board are in the 6'2" fat munter size range.?
  2. It has to be Mooch :wink:
  3. We Haven't had any "top tips" for the last two days. :?