Miss West Lothian Beauty Contest

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  1. I was at school with one of their dads
  2. Jesus fcuking christ....... are you sure it's not the Botton beauty contest?
  3. Are they old enough?
  4. Old enough for what? Working 'down pit', human slavery or just being shot out of a canon towards the sun? They seem suitably eligible for all those jobs. They make the Arrse maidens look like cover totty for FHM.
  5. I'm from Pilton in Edinburgh and I'm sorry to say there's a few girls in the contest who look like they're auditioning for " Miss Trainspotting Smackhead Whore 2009 " :(
  6. Aren't all Scottish women smack-head crack whores?
  7. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    Nope 8)
  8. You're all too picky, I'd doo a few of them...
  9. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Nah some are snaggletoothed speed-freaks, bilious alcoholics, uber-twitchy pill munchers and crab-ridden sperm bandits. There's someone for everyone up here :D
  10. Flashy is in one of his moods :D

    As for myself I would do them all :twisted:
  11. Are you sure? The whores in Edinburgh have terrible skin.
  12. You're from Pilton? Would that be West Pilton or Beruit as it's better known?
  13. Now hang on there chaps, I saw at least 4 hotties in there.

    Although there were around 1000 non-hotties. Those were just the finalists, the competition must have been HUGE. I didn't know that there were that many girls IN west Lothian, let alone with a high enough opinion of themselves to enter that competition....
  14. Most of the girls from West Lothian ARE HUGE :wink: