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Miss West Lothian Beauty Contest

#5
chocolate_frog said:
Are they old enough?
Old enough for what? Working 'down pit', human slavery or just being shot out of a canon towards the sun? They seem suitably eligible for all those jobs. They make the Arrse maidens look like cover totty for FHM.
 
#6
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
chocolate_frog said:
Are they old enough?
Old enough for what? Working 'down pit', human slavery or just being shot out of a canon towards the sun? They seem suitably eligible for all those jobs. They make the Arrse maidens look like cover totty for FHM.
I'm from Pilton in Edinburgh and I'm sorry to say there's a few girls in the contest who look like they're auditioning for " Miss Trainspotting Smackhead Whore 2009 " :(
 

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#10
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Aren't all Scottish women smack-head crack whores?
Nah some are snaggletoothed speed-freaks, bilious alcoholics, uber-twitchy pill munchers and crab-ridden sperm bandits. There's someone for everyone up here :D
 
#13
Spanny said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
chocolate_frog said:
Are they old enough?
Old enough for what? Working 'down pit', human slavery or just being shot out of a canon towards the sun? They seem suitably eligible for all those jobs. They make the Arrse maidens look like cover totty for FHM.
I'm from Pilton in Edinburgh and I'm sorry to say there's a few girls in the contest who look like they're auditioning for " Miss Trainspotting Smackhead Whore 2009 " :(
You're from Pilton? Would that be West Pilton or Beruit as it's better known?
 
#14
Now hang on there chaps, I saw at least 4 hotties in there.

Although there were around 1000 non-hotties. Those were just the finalists, the competition must have been HUGE. I didn't know that there were that many girls IN west Lothian, let alone with a high enough opinion of themselves to enter that competition....
 
#15
Yeoman_dai said:
Now hang on there chaps, I saw at least 4 hotties in there.

Although there were around 1000 non-hotties. Those were just the finalists, the competition must have been HUGE. I didn't know that there were that many girls IN west Lothian, let alone with a high enough opinion of themselves to enter that competition....
Most of the girls from West Lothian ARE HUGE :wink:
 
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