Miss Georgia Sex Offenders Pageant

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by FunkyNewBlood, Jan 27, 2005.

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  1. Yes its bad taste, but hey, its a laugh!
    http://www.porkdisco.com/so.html
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    Heres a couple of tasters:

    Prettiest Eyes Award:

    Tosha Harris
    Age: 29
    Weight: 184
    Crime: Statutory Rape

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    Least likely for you to mind being raped by

    Lauren Annette Summers
    Age: 23
    Crime: Statutory Rape

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    Most likely to be looking around the corner at all times

    Monnyeen Kemp White
    Age: 52
    Crime: Aggrevated Sodomy

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    Anyone help with the pictures??
     

  2. http://www.porkdisco.com/so.html
    :twisted:
    Heres a couple of tasters:

    Prettiest Eyes Award:

    Tosha Harris
    Age: 29
    Weight: 184
    Crime: Statutory Rape

    [​IMG]

    Least likely for you to mind being raped by

    Lauren Annette Summers
    Age: 23
    Crime: Statutory Rape

    [​IMG]

    Most likely to be looking around the corner at all times

    Monnyeen Kemp White
    Age: 52
    Crime: Aggrevated Sodomy

    [​IMG]
     
  3. Cheers BFG
     
  4. What the feck is third degree sodomy (makes you wonder about 1st & 2nd) and how does a woman do it?!!!
     
  5. Most likely to be mistaken for Jabba the Hutt

    Angela Darlene Leister
    Age: 39
    Weight: 245
    Crime: Enticing child for indecent purpose



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    INTICING? Wtf is inticing about that???? 8O 8O 8O
     
  6. http://www.cruel.com/discuss/viewTopic.php/100548

    3rd post down might help you, Growler ;)

    But think I prefer the suggestion in the second :lol:
     
  7. Doesnt it relate to the extent of the (friction) burns?. Presumably committed with the aid of a strap-on! 8O
     
  8. So the cute 23 year old is probably going down for making a 17 year old's night :lol:
     
  9. Micheal Jackson can do the same trick.................
     
  10. Kin ell, where did they get the pics of the burds I have shagged. I had to use rohypnol on the good looking one. After all that she wasn't as good as the fat ones though, they have a enchanting taste when I rim them
     
  11. Enticing? More like Eating!
     
  12. Ah the memories, you canny beat the taste of a sweaty BBW :D
     
  13. Sadly eating a baby doesn't get you onto a sex offenders list, it does however get you a book, movie rights and some A list hollywood star playing your sadly miss understood past.