Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by MISS_BEDS_09, May 19, 2009.

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  1. PROFILE DELETED!!! :wink:
  2. yawn ............

  3. Still not quite what I requested is it, no saddle there
  4. i saw your zoo photo you look like the sort who has a rampant rabbit set aside for your ass hole
  5. This is becoming dreary.
  6. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

  7. she also thinks that we will waste money voting for mingers without even a hint of nippleage
  8. [​IMG]

    Edited to add: I couldn't even be bothered to think of a snappy comment slagging you off.
  9. Oh good, its in the NAAFI now :)

    Right then, down to business.

    Do you have any of the following shots of yourself for my consideration....

    Bent over with any large vegetable inserted in either or both orafices?

    Bent over with a small animal hanging from your flaps?

    On your back legs akimbo, with a bottle of JD inserted in either hole?

    Caked in man batter with a "ive just hopped off the neighbours dog" look on your face?

    Squatting over a highly polished bucket, whilst freeing a chocolate hostage?

    Sucking a beagle off?

    Or my old favourite

    anything with a saddle?
  10. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ha ha this is so funny!!! small minded men slaggin ppl off!!

    as for the fatty in the picture..... is that ur wife by any chance :wink:
  11. And you want us to vote for you?
  12. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Look, just some nippleage - any nipple will do - it'll get you some votes, honest.
  13. Eurgh. What's wrong with your face?

    F*cking chav.
  14. If I had 60p to waste I'd have shagged yer mum's arrse again. Actually it was only 40p the last time but I'm allowing for inflation.
  15. Yes i do have a brother. soo