Miss America

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    Very nice indeed BUT you risk life imprisionment if you did


    as she is only 17 and according to the spams that makes you a (statutory) rapist.

    What a waste :)
  2. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    17? That's had a few rough winters, then. I'd've had that at late 20s at least.
  3. Age of concent in America is 16 not 17.
  4. sure it's not Miss Transvestite?

    built like a bloke if you ask me.
  5. Wonderbra and hair dye.......pah!
  6. Depends on where you are.

    Federal law states under 18 for anything that they cover and at least a dozen states have 18 as well.
  7. Nice of them, they'll execute someone with a mental age of a child, but won't let adults fuck. Truly is the land of the brave and home of the free.
  8. That bra's working overtime to try and produce the illusion of tits.

    Did anyone else enter the competition? after all, 262million people and that's the best they've got.
  9. There are cows in my field that have better legs, better udders and better teeth.
  10. Uh, 16 and 17 year olds are not adults in either the US or the UK.
  11. She said she was an adult m'lud!:)
  12. Bovine fantasies, nice. Do you prefer pretty little Jersey cows?
  13. Those Jersey's look all sweet and innocent,with their big brown eyes,but they can be quite viscious.I prefer Dexters,a lot easier to handle as well.
  14. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    As so often the case, there are a lot of very fussy buggers posting on here. As if any single one of you (other than Jarrod, for sensible reasons) would object if offered the no-strings/no comeback opportunity to abuse this young maiden. Then again, it gives another opportuniy for some cheap Yank bashing, for those who like that sort of thing.

    She looks pretty nice to me, and good luck to her!
  15. Not me, she can fuck right off, manufactured princess.