Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheBigUn, Nov 4, 2009.

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  1. Why do people say Pacific when they really mean to say Specific?

    FFS it absolutely really does make my arrse itch. :x :x

    I was in a meeting today and a bloke had Pacific-itis he mispronounced specific at least three times and it really made my piss fizz.

    An itchy arrse and fizzy piss is really all too much in one day. :(
  2. Anusol :D Dont know about the fizzy p!ss though.

    Not just people who mispronounce ( unless they have a genuine impediment ) but also people who shorten words, like biccies instead of biscuits etc, ffs how old are these imbeciles, 2?? :x
  3. There are bigger f.u.c.k.i.n.g issues in the world TBH
  4. I agree; you should have chinned the bastard, then set fire to his house.
  5. I have got no symphony for you!
  6. To make sure, aks them to repeat it....
  7. No there aren't. Have you heard the way some news readers pronounce Jean Charles de Menezes.

    Fcuking annoying.
  8. Yes, I agree. Poppy outrage threads is one example.......... :wink:
  9. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Go on then, let's hear you pronounce it :p
  10. God, you're in a mood tonight! not getting enough?
  11. My Arrse itched the other day. I wiped it with kitchen roll (Rough surface). No poo came off as I expected that was the cause but it did cure the itch.

    Try it - It may help!
  12. Too much protein in it, you need an antibiotic...... Try wiping your arse with a strip of fibreglass insulation.
  13. Adver tisement instead of Advertis ment.

    Distri buter instead of Distrib utor

    Contro versy (new Beebspeak) instead of Controv ersy. Cunts. Pass the fibreglass.
  14. I know people that just can't say certain words.

    My friend pronounces jewellery "jew-ewl-ler-ler-ree". She might just be retarded though. Some people still have problems pronouncing it anyway, i've heard it said alot of different, weird and wonderful ways.