Misheard Lyrics....

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  1. May have been done before.....

    My 2 favourites are from a bad BAD tit who was on my class 1 course many moons ago.

    He though that Pat Benatar's biggest hit was 'Love is a Cattlefield'

    and The Tom Robinson Band had a hit with '2,4,6,8 Motortboat'


    Fugging Hell.........
  2. How spooky is that mate?
  3. eating trifles - the jam
  4. An REM song that I cannot remember the title but corus goes 'Coming in Cheryl Baker'. Didn't know she was that famous across the Atlantic.
  5. Cnut!

    That had me in tears for the past three minutes :D :D :D
  6. Is that 'The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight' I swear that that weirdo Stipe sings 'Come and Eat Your Bacon Up'......

    But I am obviously wrong, aren't I..?
  7. I heard he was into that
  8. The Vincent Price bit on Thriller by Michael (LJH) Jackson

    "The foulest dentures in the air"
    Slightly more obscure
    Calm like a Bomb by RATM (Second Matrix film)
    "What does Shane Want?"


    There is a site called

    which doesn't advocate man to man shuffling but is in fact a collection of miseard lyrics. Comes from the Jimi Hendrix song "Purple Haze"

    Enjoy !
  9. I belive in 'milko' , since you came along, you sexy thing.
    By hot chocolate.

    Or the obvious 'chicken tikka' by ABBA!
  10. 'Once in a meadow' ('Guantanamera' as sung by The Weavers)
    'Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley...........' (So Lonely, so lonely........' ) 'So Lonely' by The Police, 1980.

  11. Try for Guantanamera also: "........One Ton of Metal......."

  12. Try for Guantanamera also: "........One Ton of Metal......."
  13. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    KT Tunstal sunny leigh on sea! Nice!
  14. abc's When Smoky Sings

    I wondered for years as a kid why and how they were smoking sand
  15. That depressing band with the lyrics, "wont you sing, sing, sing" I always heard ring sting sting. And that girl group, atomic kitten, you can make me whole again, I heard, " you can fill my hole again"