Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Signallers, Jun 7, 2013.

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  1. Signallers

    Signallers Book Reviewer

    Heard a tap at the door..

    so i turned it off,
  2. Very good, hadn't heard that one before.

    When turning it off, did you have to faucet?
  3. I tried to learn how to tap dance, but I kept falling in the sink ...
  4. TheresaMay

    TheresaMay LE Moderator DirtyBAT

    My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30am this morning. 2.30am... Can you believe that?

    Lucky for him though, I was still up, playing on my drums.
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  5. Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Interrupting cow

    Interrupting cow....

  6. Very funny but you have got it wrong it should be the ..