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MIRROR,MIRROR, ON THE WALL

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A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
"I feel horrible, I’m overweight, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment and make me feel better"






The husband replies, "Well, your eyesight's damn near perfect."
:D
 

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